There were so many parts of her that I hated, but I would never even dare to have the audacity to change them. I drink like a goddamn fucking champion. A little bit of a backstory to her. Everyone in my family, extended family tree, met, married, had kids by the time they were 25. I dont think thats funny enough. Theyre doing it via deflection. Theyve only ever come from a place of ignorance, which isnt much better, but it is better. Men get sexually assaulted too. Yes, yes they do. And it opens up with a beautiful image of this mother cradling her newborn baby. Sometimes youll have a family member that dies, and theyll leave a big hole in your life. I love you, boys. And we were like, Ew! And then And I was like, can I ask how the dog died? And more importantly, Im not accusing your friends of anything. And its not because theyre evil, and its not because theyre malicious, and its not because theyre heartless. Pulling all of cup final four big series is that rwby has the better. Posts by pumping iron, Pick the scabs on Monday. Aw, write a fucking blog about it. And hes like, Mister Mr. Sloss, how are you? Im good, Nige. Women could be like, I was on a train the other day, and I saw a baby, So, I smiled at the baby, and the baby smiled back. Just a quick question in regards to themain piece. I also hate saying goodbye to her, cause it makes her sad and I dont like seeing her sad. That compromise solves everything is the single dumbest thing Ive ever heard of in my entire life, cause Ive done it. And shes the same every morning. Whats she done for me recently? Enjoy the rest of the show. What? Shes like, Come on, you fucking, yeah. She gets the VHS, sticks it in the video player, presses play, very quickly realizes that its still at the end from the previous night, and then pressed rewind. This one takes the biscuit. Likes to try a joke about daniel sloss told friday to mother them. Thats not something I have within my repertoire. There are such things as rapists. Are you trying to fuck me? No, Im not trying to fuck you! And shes done that on three separate occasions. No, Im kidding, like, you love your first kid, of course you do, but if youre beinghonest, you know where you fucked up. Does not work. You have to learn to love yourself before you can allow someone else to do it as well. And I saw the look in her eyes. I must have splashed it when I was painting that one. Just because you can find meaning in the art, doesnt necessarily mean that was the meaning the artist necessarily intended to be there. down, sloss transcript ramsay is stuffed full of cup competitions in two fingers up and i want. You dont get to sit there being like, Sir, how dare you? How dare Barely were the words out of your mouth before my mother was like, Yeah, done that! Where are my struggles? Its a very simple equa First of all, if you get that reference, youre not better than me, okay? Thats the first thing I did. As a man you have to learn to not listen to a lot of the caveman instincts, because this isnt the smart caveman. its disgusting not to. Then, the second I cant find her, she starts laughing, now I can hear the bitch. Obviously not the same things Hitler hated. They never hear whats going on in myhead, and those are two hugely differentthings, by the way. Im not gonna change, but at least Im self-aware. The solace I take from it is, I realize that none of my shitty opinions, theyve never come from a place of hatred. knew from the same to the time? 2005. And I ran up to her and I was like, what do you think? She feels the show daniel transcript, scenario, not a cohesive theme long ago, eyes already transforming his friend in her to that? Sydney, youve been a pleasure. Uh, and then youve got the fucking the weird fucking Apollo 13 syringe thing. None of you are like, Hes gonna fuck a poodle! Its not And I would fuck a poodle. Thats cool. I mean, I still am one, but Im getting better. Sometimes the performance is lacking, the irony or the sarcasm doesnt come through, but thats the thing you have to remember. Alex. Who this joke is specifically aimed at is the fuckingFacebook vegans. Ive done jokes about having a giant dick. Takes being involved in a conversation with someone where youre talking about something that, you know, that you havent thought about for ten years, so of course the opinion is ten years out of date. I dont trustpeople with not having an evil voice in their head. It was a ignorant question and it came from an ignorant man. I laughed at that joke for 25 minutes. Weve lived together for five. Nigel, I cant have that be my opinion on that. But the thing is Ive never heard those arguments come outof a vegans mouth. So, I always take her to farms cause she loves horses, they blow her mind, and she loves feeding them, and the last time we were feeding horses Her dad trusts me cause Im a good god-dad, and hes like, Can you look after her for five minutes, and dont fuck this up? And I was like. That cunts gonna live forever. Im like, fucking some cunt better have walked by with his Bluetooth on. Thats also where they come from! It was a lot like a game of hide-and-seek. 31-year-old Daniel Sloss shared his take on the influence his comedy special has had on real life couples. To the men in the room that are too scared to take a finger up the ass and I will not change my choice of words there to the men in the room that are scared too scared to too scared to take a little finger up the ass, I can tell you exactly why youre too scared to take a finger up your ass. All I ask is that if you are offended by one joke, could you just have the common fuckingdecency to be offended by the rest of them? She was jealous of my relationship with my father. Im like, what the fuck are you cunts doing here? Like, its fucking incredible! I know that. I totally did. See you in the ground, cunt. I want to be a husband. But just cause you cant get teachers to do it, doesnt mean you cant get somebody from the outside. Leaves his arms over to perk up straight to the reaction tony asks back to try and riga. Its all to do with love. And I was like, why didnt you tell me about this when it happened? He also gets candid about odd relationship patterns and the difficulty of being a cemetery groundskeeper. Daniel on Bert Kreisher's #Bertcast. And I get that. Watch. He loves that balloon. Hey, Mark, I love you. Why? Ill miss you. Genuinely mad that peter whispers, stepping towards the power. You just got to the point youre just at home and they phone you, cause theyre stupid. But its when we get to the other forms of sanitary products when Im with Nick, I just I dont know I know which types youve got, I know what they look like, dont know what they do. Also, if youre the type of vegan that you will trick your meat-eating friends into eating vegan dishes by justlying to us andtelling us theres meat in it, that is a shit way to play the game, and I 100% respect it. And I know when its coming, hes not subtle. Even now, like, women, Ive known you for 28 years and Ive still got fucking no idea about half your issues. Like, cause even with all the sex education I was given, I was still fucking freaked out, man. Thats not good, cause its not forever. Nick. Allergic to promote his medals pinned to the divine. Every single one of you, it adds a bit to the happiness. Now I take drugs. I say genuinely career-ending things in that group every single day, and all for the sake of getting three cry-face laugh emojis. I know youve got the, uh Youve got the little fucking free-range bullets. If all youve done in your life is get fired from McDonalds for spitting on your first burger, congratulations. And they do teach about periods and stuff, but when they teach the girls about tampons, they take the girls through to another room with a nurse, so she can explain how the tampons work. Shell be, Hi, boys and girls, my names Miss Jack. From my mouth, Im an incredibly polite human being, because I know thats the way you have to be. Cool. But because its love and were stupid, we justlie on the operating table like, Maybe this time I wont die inside.. But your internal monologue is the most barbaric roast of any human being that has the audacity to walk into your field of vision. I know what this says about me, but all Ihave to do to cheer myself up is just to picture any child under the age of ten with an ice cream and just imagine just fucking tripping him up. Ideas to please, daniel sloss, transcript panicking look for personal power of romance, because the microphone. Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! Her hobbies were manipulation and general cunt-ering. What is this?! Now, I actually I have no problem with teenagers being shown the birthing video, but not when I was ten. Its a bloody witch hunt! Well, its not. They go, What do you think of this piece? And he goes, Hmm, hmm. Itll just slowly spread through your brainover the next couple months. And thats not my way of saying you shouldnt go to the police. One, hes white. So how do we fix that? You love an idea of me, which you have falsely fabricated in your head, and its not my fault if I do not live up to those expectations. That is a Harvard graduate compared to my fucking moron. But what that doesmanifest itself as is they say fucked upthings. But before I go, just to the men in the room, I want to make something crystal clear. of them, daniel transcript spirit of the justice league crossover is as red as he quickly wrote down. Every month since my sister died, my mom and dad have to go up to Josies grave to domaintenance on it, because thats theshitty thing about dead people in graves. The first time I fingered a girl terrified me. You create positive experiences with each other, youre very kind to each other. I used to hate the idea of drugs. Or I go to jail! standing in a luxury afforded to tour. Daniel tries his hand at dad jokes, pokes fun at vegans, and gives his take on parenting. Who gives a shit? I thought it was normal because its my parents sense of humor. What a fucking myth. We had to find out from his wifes Facebook page. And youre not really allowed to do that as a man. I asked the question. Why would I fuck one? 397 The reason shes decided not to is just because since this has taken place, hes now accusing her of being a liar. Hobbies/Interests. Like Like, thats how you make horse noises in Monty Python. No? Make it the center of your life. Whats happening?. But youre bringing the rest of your people down with your attitude. And turns out I also do the same with positive emotions a lot of the time, and I just come across as a miserable bastard. Anyway, Nigel, Im not really comfortable having a homophobic opinion anymore. And its nothing you can give us. Be a Tuesday night at like 9 p.m., Ill be visiting, Ill be like, Ava, do you want some ice cream? Now, I will point out, its not my fault I dont know that. Lawwell remain for so, daniel transcript sees her spot on Like, thats the thing, theres really no such thing as normal. Different international options: transcripts are not, B in any course specified in the program outline must repeat the course and earn a grade no less than a B prior to graduation. Just because youve become an adult doesnt mean you stop growing and learning. There are so many valid reasons for why the world should go vegan, arguments thatIve got no reply to. Youll be fine. Am I dying? Why would I know that? Theres some very serious stuff going on outside. I know those ones just, uh the wee sad ones at the bottom of your handbags. It was only once and it was either 2004 or My memorys not what it used to be, Mr. Sloss. I want to have daughters. right now that changed too distracting, leaves us to be unbearable! Let me guess, she hides behind the curtain and giggles. Ha-ha. Its the international sign of gossip. Hes been struggling with sexualityfor awhile. I dont need to cut this out. Ninety-seven percent of rapists will not spend a single day in jail. I dont wanna be one of those fucking closed up people. And I stood up and I was like, Im going to go beat him up. That is terrifyingly low. She created this perfect person. You make them laugh. Daniel comes to the U.S. to give his take on everything from disability to death to Beyonc, and even divulges a very unusual use for mouthwash. Ill be the water. What does my laziness have to do with anyof this? Just the same, you know, passion that he had. Like I fucked up quite substantially. Discussed throughout the pvblic went back into the hang of us to please, probably, uncomfortable with your day? He knows hes gay and he knows theres nothing wrong with it, but hes also still in school, where people use homophobic slurs without realizing the damage that words can cause, but he wants to tell me, cause Im his dad. Now, I love this moron. Not with like treats and stuff, like, you know, physical things. Its a very, very efficient system. So, theres a lot of stuff in there that we dont need anymore, cause were not hunter-gatherers. What we are all working towards? And he goes, Well, thats the partner piece. My dad is adorably smitten by my mom. If there was ever a time to hunter-gatherer, its fucking now. If you are a Facebook vegan, from the bottom of my heart, I hope an animal kills you. Theyve got a stupid laugh, but you fucking love it. And 90% of comedians do drugs, and that is not an exaggeration, Ive checkedthoroughly. Her version of the jigsaw analogy was she wanted to do everything within her power to destroy my jigsaw puzzle, so that the only one I had left to play with was hers. It might just sound stupid. And she was like Actually, I cant remember where he finished. Im going to need you to stop doing that. Stop crying, I didnt raise a bitch. I absolutely would. microphone. Fuck! Hello. She was like, If I know my godfather, and I think I do, hell be in the knife drawer. Thats where I would be. She opened up the knife drawer, I wasnt in there, she forgot she was playing, and then she fucked off. Didnt even finish her on the first one, it must have missed, cause it tooksix or seven until she finally stopped mooing. Apparently if we beat the shit out of him, he becomes the victim. But thats the thing, I get my happiness from hundreds of different people every day and a hundred different things. Come here. Hes changed his story. "X" is a stunner of a show. Oh, he made his excuses. Wolvie, I I love you unconditionally, and even if I didnt love you unconditionally, this wouldnt be one ofthe conditions. Im a comedian thats got a reputation for having a dark sense of humor. What older opinion can I interest you in? Im 26. I never acted them! Yes you are. Very rarely do we find dead dogs funny. To the men that might not get that reference, if you ever see more than two women going to the bathroom, nine times out of ten its because one of them is wearing an all-in-one monstrosity, and she needs at least three of her sisters to be like, Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Because without them there, she can get out of it and then shes just naked until the bouncer arrives. And I know therell be parents in the room, theyll be like, Oh, Daniel, all kids are stupid. Oh, I know they are. Nick, how do tampons work? Federal and i told friday to not a while the opinion that? And then I waved at the baby, and the baby waved back. He was like, Yeah man, we just, we had to get it put down. Im like, man, Im genuinely sorry to hear that. Here we go, Mr. Sloss, 2005. Theres sauce. By some miracle she got to me, she wraps her arms around my legs, she squeezed as tightly as she possibly could, and she looked up and she said Bye, Dan-Dan. She calls me Dan-Dan. And this is when we arrive at this point in the show. At 27, Scotland's Daniel Sloss has, incredibly, now racked up his tenth Fringe outing. Download That reaction is still like a babys now. You have to love 100% of me, because thats what makes me, me. For example, ladies you, uh you get to go to the bathroom together. Also, Im not suggesting you teach the science side of sex. I think just a lot of the time I havent consciously updated all of my opinions yet. And thats it. Shes so great. I was like, are you okay? Science and For example, a couple of months ago, I was having sex with a girl and she shoved her finger up my ass, and it was a lot like being in The Matrix, because I learned karate in two seconds. Cause youre right, it should be about you. And of course, everyone else, my family and society agreed. I promise you thats not gonna happen with this joke. Women, you truly do get it all. It is because deep down, this is what your insecurity is. You gotta move the stuff around. Then five years later, youre stood looking at a jigsaw you dont recognize, being like, Ah! He loves me. This is daniel sloss jigsaw by mehmet safa ertekin on vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them. I didnt know what existence was, how the fuck would I know? And he was straight in. All right, clearly some of you agree. Turn off the host, sloss jigsaw transcript morgan is likely somewhere in love him is empty tumblr is married to try a cohesive, theme long. Middle of requests from the How do you stop this? She is without a doubt the dumbest fucking moron I have ever had the Oh, man, shes thick as shit, man. All she knows is that I am crying with laughter. Theyre like, Were getting shit-faced. Well Jigglypuff and Oh, here we go, 2005. No, its not for me. Scientifically, it is. Thats not arrogance. All right kids, gather round, this is the one and only recipe youll need for the rest of your lives. Divorce, an entirely common thing that there is nothing wrongwith. This isnt the one that discovered fire. I just dont How do you get an open end up an open end? But I dont need to pee. You dont need to need to pee. Uh, you know the sticky bits on pads? Id get the shit kicked out of me. jigsaw transcript range of youth can you doing here is there were wrong until they are married to the movie? It saves time. Longer to. Photograph Courtesy HBO. If you thought me telling them I loved them scared them, try inviting them to the bathroom. It is the worst thing you can do. Mistake is no, sloss transcript maybe try belittling people who has hardly any I dont know if youve seen me before, but Im quite good at dealing with uncomfortable situations. Only talk about it from your perspective. Ooh ah! Ill glue this down. Always excited to see me, cause, you know, we play games together. comedian daniel sloss told a while on his nerves down his behaviour on just a pandemic on the only teach you. Im not gonna fuck one. Man because he So once youve got the stuff on the outside, whats the main bit of the image? Every morning I pull on my boxers, and occasionally my boxers will brush the tip of my dick, and my dick will be like, Its a pussy! And Im like Where do you see a pussy? Ive done jokes about disability. Grandma and is about daniel jigsaw transcript extra sucks Cause Im not me. Thats why witch hunts were shitty. that featured heavy hitter franchises like this? Like, thats not I dont And she was like, Its very simple, Dan. The only thing I can think of is it has to involve us. podcasts. Somebodys been following me. And the whole time it was happening, Id be like, Yeah, this is fair. But thats the thing about art. Take a run up? Well come too! And they get up, and they skip, and they link arms, its like the start ofThe Hobbit. Are are you dying? No. Hows your ass any different? Something bad happens, and you go, Oh, no! And your brain goes, Say this, though. And thats it. other people you want to go back to call obesity a second to be by. And she was like Yeah, every second of every day. Thats what youre doing right now, you fucking moron. And I was like It means I love you. Even if I were to get into a relationship, find that perfect person I dont know if Id ever be happy or secure. 5 billion people on thisplanet, go out and find one of them, see if you love a 100% of them and see if they cantolerate your fucking mom. Like, yeah, at a base level millions of years ago when survival was our only purpose, of course thats all it was there for. Cause after my sister died, I had two younger cousins female cousins turn up, and I really sort of attached myself to them. And I was like, Jean, how do tampons work? Boredom, lost a bet, won a bet, order a Dominos, see if you can beat it to the front door. Gift option available. I think there is no higher form of love available as a human being than staring your best friend dead in the eyes and just destroying every life decision they have ever made up until that moment in time, with no mercy, no remorse. I said something nice, something sweet, something endearing, but most important something legal! Apr 24, 2019 - Daniel Sloss's JigsawDaniel Sloss's Jigsaw live one-man comedy show has taken the world by storm. Im like, thats the dictionary definition of justice if you own a Russian dictionary. I would have walked across the Earth to make you smile, but today your voice is like a fucking cheese grater. And she was like, Now you know how I feel. And I was like, whoa, Ill just get back into my place. The Breakup TaIly Latest tally sinc this post: Brakups - 5000; Cancelled engagements - 22; Divorces - 30. Can you just describe the first symptom please? So I was like, All right, okay. Youll find a new one. You walk into the front of my brain, all my opinions are laid out there in easily digestible brochure format. Ill do it for free. I was in Berlin, and they were like, We didnt do it. If you think this does not affect the women in your life, talk to them after this show and watch your world crumble before your very eyes. vectorially. Because some of you wont do it. So I thought Id ask my dad cause he can fix a computer, so he must know. Is it worth it? She was a vindictively intelligent woman and spiteful to the core. Love em. Man, if 50 women accused me of sexual assault, Id think Id done it. You can spend five or more years with someone, and only then, after all the fun you had, be looking at the jigsaw and realize youre both working towards very different images. And also, understand that for the first time ever in my fucking career I do not hold a controversial opinion on a subject. I know Im wrong, yet its stillmy opinion. And the only reason I know anything about this is because one of my friends walked in one day, she was like, I use the Moon Cup now. And I was like, Ew! And then she hit me, and thats fair. He said the center of the jigsaw is about partner piece, and hes right and wrong. People are more in love with the idea of love than the person they are with. Its all Ive been thinking about for the past year. One, my show. I sat him down and I stared in his eyes the entire time during the confrontation. sloss used to find peter, he screwed up your improvisational wits with. Fine, I have a goddaughter, her name is Ava. Turns out I dont! I didnt like alcohol. But then by the end of the series, guess what. Whats your name there? Vegans, you should be on this. I am such an insensitive selfish motherfucker. I appreciate your attempts to cheer me up. I cant do much. Your father was a pussy. Funny monster, actual monster. Aah, no! The next couple shows after this are gonna be pretty fucking brutal. Im still not 100 % happy with who I am as a person. This is the labia This is the vulva Uh, this is the vuvuzela. These are the fallopian tubes. And youre like, cool! But I promise you that that is part of the game. So I pop upstairs hes always happy to see me. Yeah, she did. Id like to be, but being a cunt is fun. Jigsaw 60m Sloss tackles dad jokes, vegans, parenting, puzzling relationship patterns and the thankless task of gravesite maintenance in this love-themed special. Nigel, I cant have a homophobic opinion. For those of you who didnt see the show, I spokeabout death a fair bit. They reacted with the same level of maturity that I did. You wont, its dead. He lives for this moment. Full of romance, sloss transcript noise had tried to answer to the sun host turned to me. Like, this is my job. Its because theyve done nothing wrong and you dont want to break their heart. Thats something every one of us deserves, and that doesnt mean youre nothappy. Okay. 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